This, and world peace.

My birthday is coming up.
I don't believe in expecting people to read my mind. None of that "If he really loves me he'll know" business. That's silly. That's irrational. That's impractical.
I am not silly. Not irrational. Not impractical.
Not me. Pale blue guilloché enamel over rose gold thimble with wavy band of fine yellow gold filigree, set with white stone top.
Michael Perchin, Fabergé, St. Petersburg, c. 1890.
John Atzbach Antiques, Redmond, WA.
$22,500.
I don't think they have sales tax in the state of Washington.
Hmm.